1 00:00:49,697 --> 00:00:54,803 ALMOST HEROES 2 00:02:31,534 --> 00:02:34,697 In 1804, the President Thomas Jefferson... 3 00:02:34,771 --> 00:02:37,501 commissioned Meriwether Lewis and William Clark... 4 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:41,442 to explore the vast and not territories of the Northeast are mapped. 5 00:02:41,778 --> 00:02:45,179 What most people don't What you know is that there was a 2nd expedition... 6 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,045 led by two other men,... 7 00:02:47,116 --> 00:02:49,277 men who will not have possessed the courage... 8 00:02:49,352 --> 00:02:51,980 vision, or intelligence from Lewis and Clark... 9 00:02:52,055 --> 00:02:54,250 but still notable. 10 00:02:54,624 --> 00:02:58,560 Its history, as it happened, begins in Arlington, Virginia. 11 00:03:16,412 --> 00:03:21,145 It will take more than a couple of sissies to bring me down! 12 00:03:23,386 --> 00:03:27,720 I hope Satan himself burns the flesh of your wretched bones! 13 00:03:27,991 --> 00:03:29,982 My God, ma'am! 14 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:33,921 Get your hands off me! 15 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,655 Let go of me! 16 00:03:53,349 --> 00:03:56,648 Faster, man. Fast. But not too fast. 17 00:03:57,387 --> 00:04:01,050 As quickly as possible maintaining a tolerable level of comfort. 18 00:04:01,124 --> 00:04:03,115 A man's life is at risk. 19 00:04:03,192 --> 00:04:04,181 No! 20 00:04:04,861 --> 00:04:08,092 On March 25, 1804... 21 00:04:08,531 --> 00:04:10,192 Bartholomew Hunt... 22 00:04:10,566 --> 00:04:14,468 a scout employed by the army of the United States of America... 23 00:04:14,537 --> 00:04:17,062 was found guilty of conduct drink and cause disturbances... 24 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:19,267 in the presence of an officer. 25 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,434 Later... 26 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:24,742 he forced this officer to waltz with him inside a full Mess. 27 00:04:29,953 --> 00:04:31,944 Do you have anything to say? 28 00:04:32,455 --> 00:04:34,082 Yes I have. 29 00:04:35,058 --> 00:04:39,256 When I die and have passed to the other world... 30 00:04:39,329 --> 00:04:42,856 I want you to lower me from this gallows and... 31 00:04:43,499 --> 00:04:46,195 kiss my hairy ass! 32 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,631 Hang him! 33 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,834 Put him down! Suffocate him! 34 00:04:58,181 --> 00:04:59,443 Hang him! 35 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,577 May God have mercy on this man. 36 00:05:10,927 --> 00:05:13,122 Get out of the way. Back. 37 00:05:19,936 --> 00:05:23,895 I have a signed power of attorney by President Jefferson himself. 38 00:05:23,973 --> 00:05:28,000 See? He signed here. ''Thomas Jefferson.'' 39 00:05:31,447 --> 00:05:33,472 - Sorry - Thank you. 40 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:42,122 Mr. Hunt, I want to be the first man drawing a map to the Pacific. 41 00:05:42,191 --> 00:05:44,421 But I need an experienced guide. 42 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:48,089 If you want a beater because Did you choose me? 43 00:05:48,164 --> 00:05:51,895 - Why didn't you go to William Clark? - And you think I didn't try? 44 00:05:53,536 --> 00:05:57,336 Meriwether Lewis had already spoken with him. I'm fed up with these two. 45 00:05:57,407 --> 00:05:59,967 "Lewis and Clark this. Lewis and Clark that." 46 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:03,274 We'll see who talks about them later to beat them to the Pacific. 47 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:06,213 Then they will see who it will be invited to the best parties. 48 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:10,946 We'll see who will make a career in politics with his achievements. 49 00:06:12,221 --> 00:06:13,848 When history books are written... 50 00:06:13,923 --> 00:06:16,551 Lewis and Clark will be alone a footer in a footer... 51 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:19,720 And I, sir, will be the entire page. 52 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:27,234 My hands will be rough, my teeth may turn yellow... 53 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:30,204 I may even get cramps in the ligaments... 54 00:06:30,273 --> 00:06:34,107 Yes, this mission can be very dangerous, don't make any mistakes. 55 00:06:34,177 --> 00:06:37,977 We will face danger for part of the Indians and the bears. 56 00:06:39,348 --> 00:06:43,148 These bears will be wild. They won't be trained circus bears... 57 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:48,752 - with little hats. - You seem excited, sir. 58 00:06:48,858 --> 00:06:52,157 Few men would have the courage for such an undertaking. 59 00:06:52,295 --> 00:06:56,732 I'm not afraid, sir. Burr. My mind will protect me. 60 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,493 I'm a man of science, a man of learning... 61 00:06:59,569 --> 00:07:02,470 a man who knows how buy the best books. 62 00:07:02,638 --> 00:07:07,098 Fear will be our breakfast, and terror will be our lunch. 63 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:08,572 Mr. Hunt? 64 00:07:12,115 --> 00:07:13,377 Mr. Hunt? 65 00:07:14,650 --> 00:07:17,881 I was more concerned about the Indians than with the bears. 66 00:07:17,954 --> 00:07:20,013 It's common sense that... 67 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:23,115 when the savages capture a white man... 68 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:25,319 that they crack his skull... 69 00:07:25,394 --> 00:07:27,794 They take out his brain and eat it... 70 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:32,631 with a wooden fork. That's why.... 71 00:07:33,669 --> 00:07:36,604 Witnessed such atrocities, mr. Hunt? 72 00:07:36,772 --> 00:07:38,672 I've already seen the forks. 73 00:07:49,152 --> 00:07:52,315 You look like a man who knows how to appreciate a good whiskey. 74 00:07:53,289 --> 00:07:54,551 Thank you, sir. 75 00:07:54,624 --> 00:07:58,287 But I'm afraid that drinking might make me forget my manners 76 00:07:58,361 --> 00:08:00,352 in such good company. 77 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:03,294 My God, man, I wasn't talking about getting drunk. 78 00:08:03,366 --> 00:08:05,766 I just wanted you to try it a little. 79 00:08:05,835 --> 00:08:09,737 So, let's just enjoy it. 80 00:08:20,049 --> 00:08:21,277 Not bad. 81 00:08:23,886 --> 00:08:26,320 How about drinking from your own bottle? 82 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,404 Good morning. 83 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,635 I told Jonah to put it here last night. 84 00:08:45,841 --> 00:08:50,073 It seemed to me that a barn was the best place for someone in your state. 85 00:08:50,146 --> 00:08:53,343 I think there was something wrong with that whiskey. 86 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,808 My head is cracked. 87 00:08:56,686 --> 00:08:58,813 I'm surprised by you have a hangover... 88 00:08:58,888 --> 00:09:02,688 considering the amount of vomited into that cup. 89 00:09:07,396 --> 00:09:10,194 Look. I'm sorry about that. 90 00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:13,357 I better leave now. 91 00:09:15,004 --> 00:09:18,440 Mr. Hunt, I cannot initiate this journey without you. 92 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:22,710 I offer you full membership. What do you say? 93 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,774 I don't think I'm worth it saliva you spend when saying this. 94 00:09:26,849 --> 00:09:29,249 I will also pay you $100. 95 00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:37,020 - $200. - $125. 96 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:38,722 $150. 97 00:09:40,296 --> 00:09:41,388 Accordingly. 98 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:49,001 Great deeds await us. Soon our names will be.... 99 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,535 Well, on the lips of influential people. 100 00:09:53,776 --> 00:09:55,903 Are you listening to me, sir? Hunt? 101 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,344 I think these pigs They prefer to have their privacy. 102 00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:09,921 Damn. I pay a lot of money see this on a stage in Louisville. 103 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:14,285 Of course the pigs will be there dressed like the Kings of France. 104 00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:18,126 Facts. Legitimate theater. 105 00:10:31,781 --> 00:10:33,544 I'm looking for Leslie Edwards. 106 00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:36,141 - I'm Leslie Edwards. - My name is Jackson. 107 00:10:36,252 --> 00:10:40,211 I have dreamed all my life of seeing the Pacific Ocean before dying. 108 00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:41,551 Please take me with you. 109 00:10:41,624 --> 00:10:46,288 An old bag of bones like You didn't even go 100 yards. 110 00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:49,923 Even on my worst day it would still be able to shake off the dust... 111 00:10:49,999 --> 00:10:51,899 his crow's ass stuck out. 112 00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:54,527 - No, I couldn't. - I know. 113 00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:58,098 Please take me with you. I have to see the Pacific. 114 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:03,304 - Can you deny an old man's dream? - I can't, nor will I do it. 115 00:11:03,612 --> 00:11:06,137 Jackson, you can come with us. 116 00:11:06,816 --> 00:11:09,512 - Ponytail. - Silly! 117 00:11:09,685 --> 00:11:13,280 - Help load the boats. - I can't. I'm an old man. 118 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:19,417 Edwards, this man said that hired him as an interpreter. 119 00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:22,487 - It must be Guy Fontenot. - I am. 120 00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:25,363 From what I heard you say can you speak languages 121 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:29,131 of all indigenous populations, from here to the Pacific. 122 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,729 - Who told you that? - You. In your letter. 123 00:11:33,976 --> 00:11:35,307 In my letter? 124 00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:37,343 The letter. 125 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,872 - Yes. So it's true. - Wonderful. 126 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,941 Which boat are we going on? 127 00:11:44,487 --> 00:11:47,456 - Us? - Fontenot wants to take his wife. 128 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:50,320 - I already said I couldn't do it. - She is not my wife. 129 00:11:50,393 --> 00:11:53,123 Not my wife. I bought it. 130 00:11:53,696 --> 00:11:55,994 She is my property. 131 00:11:57,032 --> 00:11:59,296 Well, I took note of that distinction. 132 00:11:59,769 --> 00:12:02,863 Unfortunately, as you can see, the boats are completely full... 133 00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:06,339 and we haven't even loaded the my hats and the tea set. 134 00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:08,377 They said you can't go. 135 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,474 He didn't let me finish. 136 00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:20,780 I'm sure we can make room. After all, who needs tea? 137 00:12:22,758 --> 00:12:24,419 Be warned that... 138 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:28,524 if I catch some man looking at her... 139 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:32,291 I will cut him up like a pig. 140 00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:35,795 Yes, I'll see if I can include this in my speech. 141 00:12:46,615 --> 00:12:47,809 Father. 142 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,785 Dear Lord in Heaven... 143 00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:55,956 bless us while We leave this Christian world... 144 00:12:56,625 --> 00:13:00,618 and give us courage when we take your word of love and tolerance 145 00:13:01,096 --> 00:13:04,088 to ignorant savages and atheists who wait for us. 146 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,293 Amen. 147 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:14,304 - Very good. Let's go! - Wait, sir. Hunt. Wait. 148 00:13:15,144 --> 00:13:18,773 I prepared a short speech to celebrate our embarkation. 149 00:13:19,081 --> 00:13:20,446 Here goes. 150 00:13:20,516 --> 00:13:24,111 Men, we're about to embark on the great adventure... 151 00:13:24,186 --> 00:13:26,916 to go to the great Northeast. 152 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:30,521 Unfortunately, Lewis and Clark take a two week advance... 153 00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:32,618 That's why time is of the essence. 154 00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:35,296 Let's go up Missouri. 155 00:13:35,364 --> 00:13:37,992 What? Against the current? 156 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,725 It wouldn't be easier down the Mississippi... 157 00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:44,637 - instead of going up the Missouri? - Yes, it certainly was. 158 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,565 We could go to New Orleans. 159 00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:52,204 Gentlemen, we have been in New Orleans. 160 00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:55,149 Sir, I've been to New Orleans. It's wonderful. 161 00:13:55,217 --> 00:13:58,846 I've been there too. The food alone is worth the trip. 162 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,555 The food, sir. 163 00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:04,691 New Orleans. 164 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,254 Okay, fine! 165 00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:13,566 Any man who is a coward to share the greatest adventure... 166 00:14:13,636 --> 00:14:15,297 of the young history of our country... 167 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:19,239 and who prefers to experience the decadence of New Orleans... 168 00:14:19,308 --> 00:14:21,071 you can go your way. 169 00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:28,749 Mr. Hunt, do something. 170 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:34,448 The next man who leave for New Orleans... 171 00:14:34,723 --> 00:14:38,591 will do it with lead in the back! 172 00:14:39,061 --> 00:14:42,258 I need to remind you that Did everyone sign a contract? 173 00:14:42,331 --> 00:14:43,923 And them? 174 00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:48,303 - They will be penalized. - By whom? 175 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:54,242 - Okay, they escaped. - Now get on the boats! 176 00:14:56,946 --> 00:14:58,208 All. 177 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,449 And so our journey began. 178 00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:07,980 I think that men and I we shared the excitement... 179 00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:10,651 and the anticipation of what awaited us. 180 00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:22,563 Thanks, Higgins. 181 00:15:22,638 --> 00:15:26,301 Your music will be a companion welcome on our long journey. 182 00:15:26,775 --> 00:15:30,233 Men, let's follow the map by hunter Pierre LeBlanc... 183 00:15:30,312 --> 00:15:33,372 who explored Missouri in 1792. 184 00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:36,684 Hunt, you've already crossed most of these territories. 185 00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:39,915 Tell men what it is that they can find. 186 00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:42,487 Okay. Well... 187 00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:46,125 - I remember the animals. - The animals. 188 00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:53,226 Scary beasts mountains and plains. 189 00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:57,271 I saw a bear so powerful... 190 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:02,168 who cut a man in half just with a closing of the jaws. 191 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:10,310 I saw a badger with paws so as big as a frying pan. 192 00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:13,914 They could rip your face off. With one blow! 193 00:16:14,023 --> 00:16:17,117 And there's nothing they could do. They were just faceless. 194 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,218 And once a hawk stung from the heavens... 195 00:16:24,299 --> 00:16:27,393 and took out a man's eye. 196 00:16:29,038 --> 00:16:33,236 The guy was shouting: ''I'm blind! I can't see!" 197 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,606 ''I can't take it off! '' 198 00:16:37,946 --> 00:16:40,414 - Then when I was fishing... -Hunt... 199 00:16:41,116 --> 00:16:44,517 - You're scaring men. - I think it's better for them to know. 200 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,749 Know what you're going to face gives a man courage. 201 00:16:48,323 --> 00:16:50,791 There's an animal there! 202 00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:05,635 Kill him! 203 00:17:10,879 --> 00:17:13,006 We couldn't kill him. 204 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,973 We're all dead! 205 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,310 - May God help us! - Don't shoot! 206 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,425 It's just a squirrel. 207 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,932 He has something in his hand! 208 00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:43,170 May 31, 1804. 209 00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:46,879 Let's spend our first night in the forest. 210 00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:48,007 From this point on... 211 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:51,382 hardness and deprivation will be our constant companions. 212 00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:56,990 Jonah, this is absolutely brutal. 213 00:17:57,192 --> 00:18:00,628 The water isn't even that hot as it was in Virginia. 214 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,194 I don't know how to answer that, sir. 215 00:18:02,264 --> 00:18:06,598 Personally, I just washed the private parts in the icy river. 216 00:18:07,536 --> 00:18:11,734 I think.... Yes, I'll use the my robe tonight. 217 00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:14,871 - The prerogation is yours, sir. - So it is. 218 00:18:19,782 --> 00:18:22,012 Mr. Hunt is here to talk with you, sir. 219 00:18:24,553 --> 00:18:28,182 I came to tell you that I think you have a problem with men's morals. 220 00:18:28,257 --> 00:18:31,192 It's just our first night out. How come there are already problems? 221 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:34,491 A part of them thinks you are distant, who doesn't care about them. 222 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:38,363 Another group thinks that the objectives primaries of this expedition... 223 00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:41,061 were abandoned to you get quick profits. 224 00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:45,031 You have to be on top of these issues 225 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:52,745 ...and we're all in this together. We are no different from each other. 226 00:18:52,815 --> 00:18:57,047 Except, of course, for your position in society and in this company. 227 00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:02,784 Let's get to know each other better. 228 00:19:03,258 --> 00:19:05,886 What is it do you do in your free time? 229 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,696 Free time... 230 00:19:09,097 --> 00:19:12,260 You know, that time that takes for you, where you don't work. 231 00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:17,132 Fun.... Forget it. 232 00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:23,775 You, who are scratching that wound. Get up and tell us about yourself. 233 00:19:25,814 --> 00:19:29,045 - Me, sir? - Yes, you. Bidwell, right? 234 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:35,251 Yes sir. What do you want to know? 235 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:39,360 Anything. Where are you from? What's your family like? 236 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,593 My name is Bidwell, sir. 237 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,793 Yes, I know that. 238 00:19:46,969 --> 00:19:49,403 Very good. Anyone else? 239 00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:52,003 Lord, Higgins has a story. 240 00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:55,871 Oh, yes. You'll like this one. 241 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:59,141 Well done, Higgins. The stage is yours. 242 00:20:01,817 --> 00:20:06,311 This event took place last summer, on his uncle's ranch in Virginia. 243 00:20:06,855 --> 00:20:10,586 My brother and I had freshly cut a field of straw 244 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:14,853 and we were eating lunch in the shade of an Elm. 245 00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:19,495 He went to get water from the stream, and while he didn't come... 246 00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:23,898 I grabbed a cup that was full of plum pudding... 247 00:20:24,072 --> 00:20:26,700 and I put it in there, not a... 248 00:20:27,109 --> 00:20:30,738 but two large sheep sheds. 249 00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:39,350 When he came back, I encouraged him trying the plum pudding. 250 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,015 And as sure as I am here in front of you, he proved it. 251 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,226 He ate everything. Caganitas pudding. 252 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,830 He ate caganitas pudding. 253 00:20:59,374 --> 00:21:03,140 - Did you give your brother sheep shit? - Yes. 254 00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:06,679 Yes, that was a story really fun. 255 00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:13,986 Tell him the end. That's the best part. 256 00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:20,455 To be honest, sir, I don't have a brother. 257 00:21:21,063 --> 00:21:25,796 It was me! I ate the caganitas of sheep. I swear yes! 258 00:21:31,606 --> 00:21:34,632 Yes, that's a clever ending. 259 00:21:36,511 --> 00:21:40,072 Well, I think we met better, for just one night. 260 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,778 Funny. Funny. 261 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,689 He doesn't have a brother. 262 00:21:58,533 --> 00:22:03,061 Higgins, when you said that your music was welcome, I didn't mean... 263 00:22:03,138 --> 00:22:05,971 Don't you know any more chords? 264 00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:10,343 - No, sir. - Of course you know, boy. 265 00:22:10,812 --> 00:22:14,270 The haunted air touches them that you played for me this morning. 266 00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:38,332 Quiet. 267 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:45,041 - What it was? - Indians. 268 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,712 These are the Iowas. 269 00:22:50,318 --> 00:22:53,685 Fontenot, please salute this man in his native language. 270 00:22:57,893 --> 00:22:59,417 Why am I laughing? 271 00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:03,592 You know, of the hundreds of languages which I speak fluently... 272 00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,634 This is none of them. 273 00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,400 What bad luck. 274 00:23:12,574 --> 00:23:16,010 They trade with white people. Maybe he speaks English. 275 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,512 Good. I bring you wishes of peace by Thomas Jefferson... 276 00:23:22,584 --> 00:23:24,814 the Great Chief of the whites. 277 00:23:27,856 --> 00:23:31,292 Insulted him. He forgot to introduce himself. 278 00:23:31,626 --> 00:23:33,526 I'm Bartholomew Hunt... 279 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:36,327 and this one is Leslie Edwards. 280 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,664 It's your turn. 281 00:23:40,068 --> 00:23:43,765 They told me he spoke English. And truth? 282 00:23:46,775 --> 00:23:50,472 - It looks like we've made progress. - Let me try something. 283 00:23:52,714 --> 00:23:56,275 We want to try it.... 284 00:23:57,319 --> 00:23:58,718 Forget it. 285 00:24:03,325 --> 00:24:07,091 We come in peace, in the name of President Jefferson. 286 00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:09,392 - You.... -Hunt. 287 00:24:16,171 --> 00:24:20,005 - I'm Boss Two-roads. - If you're the boss, who is that? 288 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,978 His name will be Bent Twig. He's not good in the head. 289 00:25:02,851 --> 00:25:05,479 I understand. What do I do with this? 290 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,915 - Use it. - He is well. 291 00:25:24,573 --> 00:25:27,440 Good news. It looks like they're going to leave us alive. 292 00:25:27,509 --> 00:25:28,498 Leave alive? 293 00:25:28,577 --> 00:25:31,341 I have to give them some one of our best things, of course... 294 00:25:31,413 --> 00:25:32,903 so they don't kill us. 295 00:25:32,981 --> 00:25:36,109 - They seemed so friendly. - That's the way of savages. 296 00:25:36,184 --> 00:25:39,381 Pretend to be our friends, drink with us, they listen to our problems. 297 00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:42,787 And suddenly, they are taking us away the brains with a spoon. 298 00:25:42,857 --> 00:25:44,518 You mean with a fork. 299 00:25:44,593 --> 00:25:47,027 This depends on the tribe. 300 00:25:50,932 --> 00:25:54,163 Mr Hunt, the Iowans would never kill us. 301 00:25:54,236 --> 00:25:55,533 I know that. 302 00:25:55,604 --> 00:25:59,062 But I didn't want to walk with those scraps during the trip. 303 00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:11,018 Help me! You stay away! 304 00:26:11,953 --> 00:26:13,944 But what the hell is going on? 305 00:26:14,623 --> 00:26:16,488 Bidwell, calm down. 306 00:26:18,693 --> 00:26:19,990 What's going on here? 307 00:26:20,061 --> 00:26:22,757 Lord, this French animal took my ear off. 308 00:26:23,431 --> 00:26:25,661 This is an absurd exaggeration. 309 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,864 My apologies, Bidwell. 310 00:26:29,938 --> 00:26:31,633 He looked at our tent. 311 00:26:31,706 --> 00:26:35,437 He looked at my wife. He saw your chest. 312 00:26:36,378 --> 00:26:39,245 Your chest? Did you see her chest? 313 00:26:39,781 --> 00:26:42,181 I've said it before and I'll say it again: 314 00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:46,084 Any man who looks for she will die! 315 00:26:53,295 --> 00:26:56,526 Look at me. I'm going to do an experiment. 316 00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,530 Hello. Bidwell? 317 00:27:01,236 --> 00:27:02,863 Can you hear me? 318 00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:05,104 You, Pratt. 319 00:27:06,174 --> 00:27:07,436 It works. 320 00:27:07,842 --> 00:27:10,743 But of course it works. He's really at.... 321 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,677 Let's go to sleep. 322 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,480 Good evening, Bidwell. 323 00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:26,153 The race for the Pacific continues. 324 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:28,752 Although the objective is beat Lewis and Clark... 325 00:27:28,830 --> 00:27:32,027 I'm cataloging new ones species of flora and fauna. 326 00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:35,098 I seem to be the only man with an interest in science... 327 00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:39,197 beyond Pratt and his dubiousness experiment with Bidwell's ear. 328 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,741 I will call this flower "Amanda's Button". 329 00:27:42,977 --> 00:27:47,710 Mr. Hunt, as my partner, also should name some discoveries. 330 00:27:49,317 --> 00:27:51,217 - I? - Yes. 331 00:27:52,687 --> 00:27:55,986 You can name for example that fork of the river fork. 332 00:27:56,558 --> 00:27:59,994 Maybe you have a loved one What do you want to immortalize? 333 00:28:00,362 --> 00:28:01,693 Loved? 334 00:28:02,630 --> 00:28:04,393 Yes of course. 335 00:28:06,301 --> 00:28:07,495 I know. 336 00:28:08,303 --> 00:28:12,706 I name this fork from "Nellie of Pittsburgh". 337 00:28:13,908 --> 00:28:17,503 A Welsh prostitute who He did things with his good arm... 338 00:28:17,579 --> 00:28:20,776 that helped to forget that thing he had on his neck. 339 00:28:27,389 --> 00:28:30,483 By allowing Mr. Hunt name some discoveries... 340 00:28:30,558 --> 00:28:32,958 freed your imagination. 341 00:28:33,161 --> 00:28:35,721 He now insists on let me teach you to read. 342 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:39,392 Your enthusiasm reminds me of the student I once was. 343 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,735 - Are you ready? - Yes. 344 00:28:41,836 --> 00:28:43,167 Excellent. 345 00:28:43,438 --> 00:28:46,202 This is a capital... 346 00:28:47,675 --> 00:28:48,733 ''A.'' 347 00:28:48,943 --> 00:28:50,808 You know, once I managed to pass all day at a school... 348 00:28:50,879 --> 00:28:54,610 but the teacher said that I I couldn't concentrate. 349 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,148 Let's prove he was wrong, yes? 350 00:28:57,419 --> 00:29:00,855 You know, I waited years to hear someone say that. 351 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,150 Once again. 352 00:29:04,025 --> 00:29:05,117 Hunt. 353 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,196 This is the capital ''A". 354 00:29:11,633 --> 00:29:14,500 Capital ''A''. 355 00:29:16,070 --> 00:29:17,435 I already understand. 356 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,504 Very good. 357 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,940 And this is the tiny... 358 00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:31,743 ''a.'' 359 00:29:33,888 --> 00:29:35,082 The... 360 00:29:36,257 --> 00:29:38,851 tiny... 361 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:40,585 ''a.'' 362 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,028 Oh, God. 363 00:29:56,277 --> 00:29:59,337 I understood. Okay. 364 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:03,976 - And this is... - Enough! 365 00:30:05,987 --> 00:30:08,820 Do you want my head to explode? 366 00:30:09,858 --> 00:30:13,350 In the name of everything that It's good and decent... 367 00:30:13,995 --> 00:30:16,020 enough for today! 368 00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:25,931 How to exchange for classes reading, Mr. Hunt rewards me 369 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,941 by teaching me some of the your tracking skills. 370 00:30:30,879 --> 00:30:32,847 The buffalo is close. 371 00:30:33,982 --> 00:30:36,576 You can only know this for smelling your feces? 372 00:30:36,651 --> 00:30:39,381 No. I can see the herd grazing there. 373 00:30:42,891 --> 00:30:44,654 So why are you.... 374 00:31:05,013 --> 00:31:06,674 No, it shouldn't. 375 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,850 I couldn't.... 376 00:31:19,027 --> 00:31:20,255 Edwards! 377 00:31:23,698 --> 00:31:27,225 You're not naming anything for here without me, right, partner? 378 00:31:28,036 --> 00:31:29,162 No. 379 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:33,873 - Where are you looking? - The moon. I was looking at the moon. 380 00:31:34,609 --> 00:31:37,339 The moon brings romance to my mind. 381 00:31:37,912 --> 00:31:38,901 Yes. 382 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:41,974 Have you ever been in love, sir. Hunt? 383 00:31:42,584 --> 00:31:45,917 I already had my head under of a skirt or two. 384 00:31:48,122 --> 00:31:49,453 My God. 385 00:31:49,591 --> 00:31:53,493 Do you and others have to reduce everything to its crudest terms? 386 00:31:54,963 --> 00:31:58,057 I thought I expressed myself quite well for you alone, sir. 387 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:01,829 Mr. Hunt, behold the object of my desire. 388 00:32:02,604 --> 00:32:06,301 Behold an angel who descended from the heavens. 389 00:32:08,643 --> 00:32:11,441 ''Angel who came down from heaven.'' 390 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,447 Oh, my God. 391 00:32:22,256 --> 00:32:25,248 From today, keep from a distance, okay? 392 00:32:25,326 --> 00:32:27,021 What? No. 393 00:32:28,730 --> 00:32:33,099 No. Get out of the way you French idiot! 394 00:32:34,969 --> 00:32:36,732 Behind Fontenot. 395 00:32:40,475 --> 00:32:41,874 Now can you see it? 396 00:32:42,477 --> 00:32:44,069 Yes, now I see. 397 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:48,872 All right, that's enough. 398 00:32:51,819 --> 00:32:54,982 I said enough, sir. Hunt. That's enough. 399 00:32:55,957 --> 00:32:57,424 I understand. 400 00:32:58,259 --> 00:33:00,693 You want to see her. 401 00:33:04,098 --> 00:33:08,592 Do you want to be alone to beat the hands with "Ben Franklin". 402 00:33:11,539 --> 00:33:14,201 You know, polish the pole. 403 00:33:15,043 --> 00:33:17,978 Polish the mast? Jonah does it for me. 404 00:33:18,279 --> 00:33:19,678 Yes, because... 405 00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:21,443 What? No. 406 00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:24,644 Mr Hunt, I assure you that I will never.... 407 00:33:25,820 --> 00:33:27,117 July 10th. 408 00:33:27,188 --> 00:33:28,416 I really liked men... 409 00:33:28,489 --> 00:33:31,890 and I'm sure we shortened it the distance to Lewis and Clark. 410 00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:35,292 However, because of the chains, I thought it would be better 411 00:33:35,363 --> 00:33:37,957 go along the shore, for the next few miles. 412 00:33:39,467 --> 00:33:43,267 It is more difficult compared to with the deadly chains... 413 00:33:43,337 --> 00:33:46,067 that we would have to face in mighty Missouri. 414 00:33:46,407 --> 00:33:47,806 Here we go! 415 00:34:43,531 --> 00:34:45,192 All! Ring wake up. 416 00:34:50,371 --> 00:34:53,670 Oh my God. 417 00:34:55,743 --> 00:34:58,041 Regardless of what If you want to do it, don't move. 418 00:34:58,112 --> 00:35:00,842 If he sees him, he's dead. 419 00:35:01,783 --> 00:35:05,150 - I have an itchy nose. - Don't scratch it. 420 00:35:05,386 --> 00:35:08,822 - It looks like an insect got in... - Wait. 421 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:14,324 I think he's leaving. 422 00:35:16,230 --> 00:35:19,859 - I'm going to scratch it. - If you scratch your nose, you're dead. 423 00:35:19,934 --> 00:35:23,301 I don't know which is worse. The bear or the itchy nose. 424 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:26,537 No. Don't do that. 425 00:35:34,982 --> 00:35:38,440 The bear is worse. The bear is definitely worse! 426 00:35:43,658 --> 00:35:46,456 That poor, poor man. 427 00:35:49,897 --> 00:35:52,195 Bidwell, can you hear me? 428 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:59,506 I fear the bear has dead Mr. Bidwell, sir. 429 00:35:59,874 --> 00:36:03,071 He failed to communicate with me because of the condition of your ear. 430 00:36:03,144 --> 00:36:06,341 It didn't work like that. It didn't work like that. 431 00:36:06,948 --> 00:36:10,042 But even if it worked he wouldn't be able to speak for himself. 432 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,619 Forget. 433 00:36:16,190 --> 00:36:17,418 Help me. 434 00:36:21,529 --> 00:36:23,224 - Bidwell! - Sir. 435 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:27,367 Lord, I've been to hell and back. 436 00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:29,732 Yes, I can see that. 437 00:36:29,971 --> 00:36:33,236 I suspect you now want lead a hunting party... 438 00:36:33,307 --> 00:36:35,434 to kill that terrible beast. 439 00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:39,401 Yes, that crossed my mind. 440 00:36:40,081 --> 00:36:42,879 - But now I have a better idea. - Yes sir? 441 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:47,520 I will find you the best stilt you have ever seen. 442 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,053 But what about the Bear? 443 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:54,720 You will be avenged, Bidwell. In more or least 20 years, the effects of old age... 444 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:58,788 will attack the bear more cruelly than we would. 445 00:36:59,901 --> 00:37:02,301 Revenge is sweet, sir. 446 00:37:07,241 --> 00:37:08,469 July 29th 447 00:37:09,076 --> 00:37:13,069 We arrived at the last city before of entering unknown territory 448 00:37:13,147 --> 00:37:15,115 And only God knows what awaits us. 449 00:37:24,191 --> 00:37:28,423 - There. Looks like we've arrived. - Wait. I can read that. 450 00:37:46,781 --> 00:37:48,772 For the love of God, man! 451 00:37:49,483 --> 00:37:53,044 It says, ''Welcome to Snakes Bend.'' 452 00:37:53,321 --> 00:37:55,312 God, yes. 453 00:37:56,724 --> 00:37:58,123 Go ahead, men. 454 00:37:59,427 --> 00:38:01,622 Snakes Bend. We're almost there. 455 00:38:07,568 --> 00:38:08,830 I understood. 456 00:38:16,110 --> 00:38:17,839 Yes, it's a tavern. 457 00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:23,877 I think it would be a nice gesture if you bought the men some beers. 458 00:38:23,951 --> 00:38:25,816 A very nice gesture. 459 00:38:27,288 --> 00:38:29,688 We both know how you look when you drink. 460 00:38:29,757 --> 00:38:31,554 Yes, we know. 461 00:38:33,761 --> 00:38:38,255 And that's why I think you should go now to the warehouse to get supplies. 462 00:38:42,703 --> 00:38:44,694 All right, men. Fun! Fun! 463 00:38:57,251 --> 00:39:00,482 - To Capt. Edwards. - Capt. Edwards. 464 00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:07,491 Sorry. I heard there was here group of brave men. 465 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:08,786 I came to tell you that I am... 466 00:39:08,863 --> 00:39:13,698 familiar with the way of being of those who spend a lot of time in the forest. 467 00:39:14,201 --> 00:39:17,102 I understand your needs for food and drink... 468 00:39:17,171 --> 00:39:20,902 and also your needs the company of young women. 469 00:39:20,975 --> 00:39:24,035 - Women. He has women! - Where are they? 470 00:39:24,145 --> 00:39:27,273 Wait for me outside. I take them to them. 471 00:39:27,982 --> 00:39:29,210 Let's go. 472 00:39:30,918 --> 00:39:32,249 Knight? 473 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,585 My wife gives me pleasure whenever I want. 474 00:39:37,358 --> 00:39:41,317 Yes, I also have to refuse. I made a solemn promise to someone. 475 00:39:41,595 --> 00:39:42,789 Seriously? 476 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,488 Yes, I promised my doctor I wouldn't... 477 00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:48,396 I would participate in that kind of thing. 478 00:39:49,703 --> 00:39:52,331 - Do you have problems with dripping? - No. 479 00:39:52,706 --> 00:39:55,766 No different from normal ones. It drips when it should... 480 00:39:56,010 --> 00:39:58,410 and it doesn't drip when it's not necessary. 481 00:40:02,183 --> 00:40:03,775 Is that all? 482 00:40:04,118 --> 00:40:07,554 Let's see. beans, rope... 483 00:40:08,622 --> 00:40:09,884 Is there a barber here? 484 00:40:09,957 --> 00:40:11,720 - I'm a barber, sir. - Very good. 485 00:40:11,926 --> 00:40:13,655 I want to cut my hair and shave. 486 00:40:13,727 --> 00:40:14,751 By the way... 487 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:16,956 you smell like something what happened... 488 00:40:17,031 --> 00:40:19,056 through the system of a sick woman. 489 00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:23,035 Well, then I'll want a shower too. 490 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:25,328 Good idea. 491 00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:30,073 This way, gentlemen. Don't be shy. 492 00:40:31,145 --> 00:40:33,670 Come in to meet the ladies. 493 00:40:38,619 --> 00:40:41,918 Didn't I say they were beautiful? 494 00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:46,392 No real women? 495 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:50,487 These women can be prostitutes, but it has its dignity. 496 00:40:50,998 --> 00:40:55,458 Who wants to be the first to introduce yourself? 497 00:41:01,609 --> 00:41:05,978 Hello my dear. My name is Hieronymus Pratt. 498 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:09,774 Have some relatives in Richmond, Virginia? 499 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:26,791 Some of those flies already there they were before I went in there. 500 00:41:33,207 --> 00:41:36,404 - I just saw Hidalgo. - Hidalgo? With all men? 501 00:41:36,677 --> 00:41:40,010 No, I only saw half a dozen. But they are coming this way! 502 00:41:42,016 --> 00:41:45,213 I pay double the salary anyone who takes my shift. 503 00:41:49,123 --> 00:41:51,318 I've heard about this Hidalgo. 504 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,284 A Spaniard who travels the Northeast. 505 00:41:54,528 --> 00:41:57,224 Even the crazy ones think he.... 506 00:42:16,684 --> 00:42:18,549 Did you say something? 507 00:42:19,587 --> 00:42:21,248 No, I.... 508 00:42:21,388 --> 00:42:24,016 Did you say something about my hair. 509 00:42:24,391 --> 00:42:26,518 - No. - And why not? 510 00:42:27,661 --> 00:42:29,561 Don't you like my hair? 511 00:42:30,231 --> 00:42:33,200 - Yes, it's beautiful. - ''Beautiful''? 512 00:42:34,368 --> 00:42:36,268 My hair is magnificent. 513 00:42:37,071 --> 00:42:39,096 It's long and smooth... 514 00:42:39,173 --> 00:42:42,336 and shines with the light he radiates. Can't you see that? 515 00:42:42,409 --> 00:42:44,900 - Yes, he is wonderful. - Wonderful, yes. 516 00:42:45,246 --> 00:42:47,237 That's all I have to say, 517 00:42:47,748 --> 00:42:49,773 Sorry if I scared you. 518 00:42:52,586 --> 00:42:53,848 My God! 519 00:42:55,022 --> 00:42:56,114 Good. 520 00:42:57,057 --> 00:42:59,457 - You did a great job. - Thank you, sir. 521 00:42:59,526 --> 00:43:02,552 I seek excellence in all my tasks. 522 00:43:02,630 --> 00:43:05,656 Tell me, do you happen to come in these tasks, do not practice... 523 00:43:05,733 --> 00:43:07,064 Taxidermy? 524 00:43:07,935 --> 00:43:10,733 No, I was going to say dentist. 525 00:43:11,438 --> 00:43:12,871 I am first and foremost a taxidermatologist. 526 00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:16,933 However, I practiced as a dentist in the animals I embalmed. 527 00:43:20,648 --> 00:43:22,639 And of course, there. 528 00:43:23,784 --> 00:43:25,376 Great. 529 00:43:25,452 --> 00:43:30,219 Because I have a molar torment me since St. Louis. 530 00:43:30,991 --> 00:43:32,652 I understand, sir. 531 00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:36,629 He said: ''I know. It wasn't a horse. It was an ass." 532 00:43:50,911 --> 00:43:52,674 Your hair is perfect. 533 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,238 It's beautiful. 534 00:43:56,116 --> 00:43:57,811 Is this your wife? 535 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:59,546 She belongs to me. 536 00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:02,618 - And who are you? -Guy Fontenot. 537 00:44:03,524 --> 00:44:06,152 You can call me Hidalgo. 538 00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:08,122 Hidalgo. 539 00:44:09,029 --> 00:44:13,022 I travel through the Northeast territory looking for a fabulous place. 540 00:44:14,335 --> 00:44:17,327 A place where the Earth shakes and speaks... 541 00:44:17,471 --> 00:44:21,100 and a white cross marks the location of an ancient secret. 542 00:44:21,809 --> 00:44:23,504 And what is this secret? 543 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,275 Are you trying to deceive me with your misleading questions. 544 00:44:28,716 --> 00:44:32,777 But you won't know anything, unless you join us. 545 00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:36,020 Let's go. You are perfect. 546 00:44:36,323 --> 00:44:37,847 If you join us... 547 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:42,521 everything that is yours will be mine too. 548 00:44:43,230 --> 00:44:44,561 What if I don't join? 549 00:44:44,631 --> 00:44:48,965 We rip out your heart, we cut it your limbs and we will skin you alive. 550 00:44:49,870 --> 00:44:52,839 - I'll join. - Great. I'm happy. 551 00:44:55,442 --> 00:44:58,434 - This should anesthetize him. - Very good. 552 00:44:59,313 --> 00:45:01,975 What are you doing? Are you trying to kill me? 553 00:45:02,049 --> 00:45:06,008 Download this. Download this and pull my teeth! 554 00:45:06,387 --> 00:45:07,854 Almighty God. 555 00:45:10,858 --> 00:45:13,349 Very good. Say ''ah.'' 556 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:16,824 - Back there - Okay. 557 00:45:19,032 --> 00:45:20,795 This one is right inside. 558 00:45:34,281 --> 00:45:37,546 - Let's go. Come on. - Don't take her! 559 00:45:39,219 --> 00:45:40,811 Take me instead of her. 560 00:45:49,730 --> 00:45:51,857 Place your hands on your thighs. 561 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,665 No. Like this. 562 00:46:17,357 --> 00:46:21,657 And I avoided dentists for years for thinking this hurt. 563 00:46:22,729 --> 00:46:24,196 Look at this! 564 00:46:24,598 --> 00:46:28,159 No. I think I prefer women. Come on, come on. 565 00:46:28,435 --> 00:46:31,165 You can't take a woman against her will! 566 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:37,374 Of course, maybe it's time for her to spread her wings and fly. 567 00:46:41,515 --> 00:46:42,880 Well, well... 568 00:46:44,585 --> 00:46:46,348 What do we have here? 569 00:46:48,655 --> 00:46:50,179 Hey, shiny boy... 570 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:55,085 Your mom wants her frying pan back when you're done playing with her. 571 00:46:55,162 --> 00:46:58,996 I challenge you and your girls of armor for a duel. 572 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:03,093 - All of us? - Every sissy of you. 573 00:47:03,604 --> 00:47:06,334 We are ready for a duel, senor. 574 00:47:06,773 --> 00:47:10,231 Especially because you won't live after the first dispute. 575 00:47:12,679 --> 00:47:14,772 What weapons do you choose? 576 00:47:14,882 --> 00:47:18,511 Pistols, swords or fists? 577 00:47:19,987 --> 00:47:21,147 To drink. 578 00:47:22,055 --> 00:47:23,215 To drink? 579 00:47:25,492 --> 00:47:26,823 Time is up. 580 00:47:32,332 --> 00:47:33,492 Sorry. 581 00:47:34,902 --> 00:47:37,735 I swear this has never happened to me before. 582 00:48:28,188 --> 00:48:31,646 Very well done, sir. Hunt. I am impressed and grateful. 583 00:48:33,961 --> 00:48:35,861 Maybe now I agree... 584 00:48:36,430 --> 00:48:38,455 that drinking has its benefits. 585 00:48:39,866 --> 00:48:41,527 Saved my life. 586 00:48:43,070 --> 00:48:44,970 Maybe now I agree... 587 00:48:45,472 --> 00:48:47,497 that drinking has its benefits. 588 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:50,071 I had already said that. 589 00:48:50,444 --> 00:48:52,435 Now if you don't mind... 590 00:48:53,513 --> 00:48:56,243 It's time for the drink to take effect. 591 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,012 Fire! 592 00:49:01,488 --> 00:49:04,582 My furniture. My fabrics. My women! 593 00:49:05,058 --> 00:49:06,958 Pratt is still in there! 594 00:49:20,507 --> 00:49:22,600 It's all to blame, captain. 595 00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:26,805 She said it was okay for me to smoke. And I believed her. 596 00:49:29,916 --> 00:49:33,852 Let's go get Hunt from the tavern and let's go back to the boat. 597 00:49:35,122 --> 00:49:38,489 I think we've seen everything Snakes Bend had to offer. 598 00:49:40,193 --> 00:49:41,455 My heart. 599 00:49:51,138 --> 00:49:54,039 I ask permission to check the condition of my wife, sir. 600 00:49:54,107 --> 00:49:58,373 I want to change the bandages and see if she eats anything. 601 00:49:58,445 --> 00:50:01,175 You may have noticed that this wife of yours... 602 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:02,715 Is it made of straw? 603 00:50:02,783 --> 00:50:06,082 Yes sir. I think it was That's why it burned easily. 604 00:50:34,981 --> 00:50:35,970 Damn. 605 00:50:55,836 --> 00:50:57,167 Who is there? 606 00:50:58,505 --> 00:51:02,635 Goodnight. I was just collecting samples of trees for President Jefferson. 607 00:51:02,709 --> 00:51:05,007 Some wood...I was collecting it... 608 00:51:06,079 --> 00:51:07,671 Tree samples... 609 00:51:09,683 --> 00:51:12,015 You are not like other men. 610 00:51:12,586 --> 00:51:15,783 You are softer, more delicate. 611 00:51:16,389 --> 00:51:19,187 In a harsh way, right? 612 00:51:20,127 --> 00:51:22,721 Not really. Look at you. 613 00:51:24,765 --> 00:51:26,164 Slender wrists... 614 00:51:27,634 --> 00:51:29,261 skin like a baby... 615 00:51:31,404 --> 00:51:33,599 and the almost absence of shoulders. 616 00:51:33,673 --> 00:51:37,006 Very good. I think you've praised me enough. 617 00:51:49,656 --> 00:51:52,750 Look at me. I'm behave like an animal. 618 00:51:52,826 --> 00:51:54,191 I liked. 619 00:51:56,963 --> 00:51:59,329 No no. This will never be possible. 620 00:52:00,167 --> 00:52:02,135 I'm promised to another. 621 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,466 Furthermore, we are from different worlds. 622 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:08,065 You are primitive and follow the your basic instincts... 623 00:52:08,341 --> 00:52:11,435 and I come from a culture that values Christian morality. 624 00:52:11,511 --> 00:52:13,706 Maybe one more won't hurt. 625 00:52:14,447 --> 00:52:16,244 What it was? What did I say? 626 00:52:16,616 --> 00:52:17,947 Shaquinna. 627 00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:21,715 I don't know how it's possible... 628 00:52:21,788 --> 00:52:26,225 the river runs over these mountains to the eastern sea. 629 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:31,397 The river cannot flow over anything. 630 00:52:32,732 --> 00:52:35,394 Well, I guess our journey is over. 631 00:52:37,704 --> 00:52:40,537 No, never. We will continue. 632 00:52:40,707 --> 00:52:43,574 Let's climb the Rocky Mountains in about a month... 633 00:52:43,777 --> 00:52:45,745 and then we built canoes... 634 00:52:46,646 --> 00:52:50,343 and we floated the river to the east before the first snows. 635 00:52:52,552 --> 00:52:53,917 October 29th. 636 00:52:54,521 --> 00:52:58,753 What I expected to be a mere frost turned out to be something more. 637 00:52:59,492 --> 00:53:03,656 Our journey is halfway to the end, but our supplies are almost exhausted. 638 00:53:04,564 --> 00:53:07,226 The only man who seems Pratt is doing well... 639 00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:10,292 who eats the leftovers of your straw woman. 640 00:53:10,470 --> 00:53:13,997 As for me, it seems that I caught a slight cold. 641 00:53:17,077 --> 00:53:18,169 What...? 642 00:53:18,245 --> 00:53:22,272 - What do you think you're doing? - The last anointing. 643 00:53:22,816 --> 00:53:24,807 No no. Stop it. 644 00:53:24,885 --> 00:53:27,877 Please don't tempt me bury before I'm dead. 645 00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:29,516 Go away. 646 00:53:39,599 --> 00:53:40,588 Mom... 647 00:53:41,001 --> 00:53:43,367 I can make a medicine that can cure you. 648 00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:46,337 But I'll need an egg eagle or he will die. 649 00:53:46,406 --> 00:53:48,806 An eagle's egg. 650 00:53:49,376 --> 00:53:51,139 - Just that? - Just that. 651 00:53:51,211 --> 00:53:52,610 You know... 652 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,875 the last creatures we saw were far below the snow lines. 653 00:53:56,950 --> 00:54:00,215 You are a very brave man to do this for your friend. 654 00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:06,053 It's no big deal. It's my job. 655 00:54:10,130 --> 00:54:11,722 I better get going. 656 00:54:35,188 --> 00:54:36,450 Oh, God! 657 00:56:43,116 --> 00:56:45,949 We need an egg eagle or he will die. 658 00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,118 He will die. 659 00:57:06,606 --> 00:57:09,006 Oh, my God... 660 00:57:10,343 --> 00:57:12,607 President Jefferson, I beg you. 661 00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:16,479 If we don't give bears the right vote they will mutiny... 662 00:57:16,549 --> 00:57:18,540 and there will be bears in Congress. 663 00:57:18,618 --> 00:57:22,520 And we will be performing at fairs and wearing little hats. 664 00:57:24,424 --> 00:57:28,417 President Jefferson, a few months ago ago I saw a naked Indian woman. 665 00:57:29,596 --> 00:57:33,896 When I saw this Indian woman naked I had very impure thoughts. 666 00:57:35,135 --> 00:57:38,332 Something in me changed out here in the forests. 667 00:57:39,439 --> 00:57:40,929 You have to rest. 668 00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:43,801 I saw a naked Indian woman. 669 00:57:52,919 --> 00:57:54,887 No! 670 00:58:36,229 --> 00:58:37,218 Okay. 671 00:58:38,631 --> 00:58:40,121 Where are you? 672 00:58:41,801 --> 00:58:43,928 Protect your puppies. 673 00:58:44,671 --> 00:58:45,660 Okay. 674 00:58:54,347 --> 00:58:57,646 Come, damn bird! Come here and get me. 675 00:59:15,835 --> 00:59:17,462 I have it... 676 00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:32,174 You broke it! 677 00:59:32,252 --> 00:59:34,914 I just needed the shell. Thanks. 678 01:00:16,262 --> 01:00:18,230 The medicine is working. 679 01:00:20,233 --> 01:00:21,996 Can I lick the cup? 680 01:00:32,145 --> 01:00:34,545 - Shaquinna. - Yes. 681 01:00:35,081 --> 01:00:36,946 Your fever has gone down. 682 01:00:39,419 --> 01:00:41,614 Thank you for staying by my side. 683 01:00:42,255 --> 01:00:45,315 The person you really owe thank you is to Mr. Hunt. 684 01:00:47,527 --> 01:00:50,462 He risked his life to bring an eagle egg. 685 01:00:50,530 --> 01:00:55,092 I could have just brought the shell but Nobody bothered to tell me that. 686 01:00:55,702 --> 01:00:57,465 Thank you, sir. Hunt. 687 01:00:58,171 --> 01:01:02,540 Let's build canoes and go on towards the Pacific in the morning. 688 01:01:03,609 --> 01:01:05,907 I don't know where to start expressing my... 689 01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:07,804 feelings. 690 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:12,180 Don't tell me about feelings. I don't want to punch him. 691 01:01:14,387 --> 01:01:16,821 - Always joking... - I'm serious. 692 01:01:36,309 --> 01:01:37,571 My God! 693 01:01:41,314 --> 01:01:44,306 - But what rare luck is this? - What it was? 694 01:01:44,584 --> 01:01:47,849 Lewis and Clark, and their fools they are going to the ground. 695 01:01:55,428 --> 01:01:59,387 They go down because they think the river is too dangerous up ahead. 696 01:01:59,499 --> 01:02:03,458 - We should do the same. - I see no reason to worry. 697 01:02:03,770 --> 01:02:08,036 Sir, there is an old saying: ''Water calms in the morning...'' 698 01:02:09,375 --> 01:02:10,967 - And? - That's all. 699 01:02:12,278 --> 01:02:16,146 Mr. Hunt, this is our hypothesis to overtake Lewis and Clark. 700 01:02:16,215 --> 01:02:17,682 Of course we can overcome them... 701 01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:20,651 but it's not worth risking men's lives. 702 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,018 I assure you that everything will be fine. 703 01:02:24,490 --> 01:02:26,583 I hope to God you're right. 704 01:02:50,650 --> 01:02:52,277 Don't worry, men. 705 01:02:52,351 --> 01:02:56,754 According to my calculations we have only a hundred rapids to go. 706 01:04:06,459 --> 01:04:09,587 I take my hat off to you, sir. We did it. 707 01:04:11,464 --> 01:04:13,932 Men, we've surpassed Lewis and Clark. 708 01:04:14,534 --> 01:04:16,365 Gather what's left of the boat... 709 01:04:16,435 --> 01:04:19,199 - and what was left of the groceries. - No. 710 01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:22,639 How did you say? 711 01:04:22,742 --> 01:04:25,575 He almost killed us just so he could become famous. 712 01:04:25,645 --> 01:04:28,842 Well, I can't take this anymore. I will leave this expedition. 713 01:04:28,915 --> 01:04:32,009 - What about our society? - Society? 714 01:04:32,184 --> 01:04:35,517 Didn't care about our society back there on the river. 715 01:04:35,588 --> 01:04:37,749 Well, I don't care about her now either. 716 01:04:37,823 --> 01:04:39,347 Who's coming with me? 717 01:04:39,425 --> 01:04:41,325 To hell with you two. 718 01:04:41,861 --> 01:04:45,160 I spent all my life trying to see the Pacific... 719 01:04:45,531 --> 01:04:48,056 and I'm going on my own. Who's coming with me? 720 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:50,625 Jonah, who are you loyal to? 721 01:04:51,704 --> 01:04:54,537 I'm your slave. Who do you think I'm with? 722 01:04:54,607 --> 01:04:57,508 - Thank you, Jonah. - I'm going with you, sir. Hunt. 723 01:04:57,710 --> 01:05:01,441 We are close. Only a few hundred miles left. 724 01:05:01,781 --> 01:05:05,444 We will be the first. Trust me, the worst is over. 725 01:05:05,518 --> 01:05:09,750 The worst will never end. Not with this sissy in charge. 726 01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:13,257 If you want to live, come with me. 727 01:05:13,593 --> 01:05:16,926 Use your mind, men. Think for yourselves. 728 01:05:17,597 --> 01:05:21,260 Or would you prefer Mr. Hunt think for yourselves? 729 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:24,633 My almighty Lord is that you think for me... 730 01:05:24,904 --> 01:05:28,271 and he would say he would be an idiot complete so as not to go with Hunt. 731 01:05:28,641 --> 01:05:31,474 No, Father. Wait. 732 01:05:34,981 --> 01:05:37,882 We'd better think for ourselves. 733 01:05:38,884 --> 01:05:42,081 And I think we should continue to the Pacific. 734 01:05:42,388 --> 01:05:44,253 You're a brave man, Bidwell. 735 01:05:44,323 --> 01:05:46,348 How can you say that, men? 736 01:05:46,826 --> 01:05:48,760 You were worse off than everyone else. 737 01:05:48,828 --> 01:05:52,662 You were mutilated by a bear and a Frenchman bit off your ear. 738 01:05:52,732 --> 01:05:55,963 It's very true, sir. I've had my share of bad luck. 739 01:05:56,035 --> 01:05:58,629 But I can't abandon you, sir. Edwards now. 740 01:05:58,704 --> 01:06:01,138 Because he alone dared to dream... 741 01:06:01,540 --> 01:06:04,509 and now we are so close... 742 01:06:04,577 --> 01:06:08,343 that I believe him when he said that the worst is over. 743 01:06:11,917 --> 01:06:15,580 When I said the worst had past perhaps spoke too soon. 744 01:06:15,755 --> 01:06:17,780 But now I'm sure... 745 01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:22,027 Bidwell, get down! 746 01:06:22,528 --> 01:06:24,928 Sorry. I was aiming at your head! 747 01:06:24,997 --> 01:06:26,021 Wait there! 748 01:06:26,098 --> 01:06:28,828 Let's go down to capture them now! 749 01:06:31,437 --> 01:06:34,497 I want them conscious when they die. 750 01:06:35,307 --> 01:06:38,105 That makes it worse. Don't you think so? 751 01:06:40,046 --> 01:06:41,843 Prepare the Gauntlet. 752 01:06:42,548 --> 01:06:44,379 - What? - The Gauntlet. 753 01:06:44,450 --> 01:06:48,011 I decided that these two men they die running through the Gauntlet. 754 01:06:48,921 --> 01:06:51,014 - O.... - The Gauntlet! 755 01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:53,081 Okay. Calm down. 756 01:06:53,793 --> 01:06:56,227 They think I don't know where Where is there a Gambit? 757 01:06:56,295 --> 01:06:57,853 - Gumblit? -Sanchez. 758 01:06:57,930 --> 01:06:58,919 Gauntlet. 759 01:06:59,298 --> 01:07:02,131 You and the Frenchman prepare the gauntlet. 760 01:07:03,135 --> 01:07:06,571 I'm sorry we had to delay our fun, little kitten. 761 01:07:06,906 --> 01:07:10,205 If you lay a hand on me, I'll kill you. 762 01:07:10,743 --> 01:07:12,233 Take her. 763 01:07:28,561 --> 01:07:29,892 Hit him! 764 01:07:33,232 --> 01:07:35,359 That's what this is about. 765 01:07:42,108 --> 01:07:44,235 Burn your feet, you cowards! 766 01:07:49,081 --> 01:07:50,173 Wait. 767 01:07:56,222 --> 01:07:58,087 Look at the fat guy! 768 01:08:05,631 --> 01:08:07,599 Whose idea was it to use corn? 769 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:18,035 And now they're running away! Hector, Ferdinand, behind them! 770 01:08:18,110 --> 01:08:19,600 Go after them. 771 01:08:29,488 --> 01:08:30,614 There. 772 01:08:46,939 --> 01:08:49,032 Hurry. They're almost here. 773 01:08:52,845 --> 01:08:55,040 - Oh, God. - Let's go 774 01:09:03,255 --> 01:09:05,883 - Let's go. - Forget me. 775 01:09:06,058 --> 01:09:08,424 - You can do it. - Save yourself. 776 01:09:09,295 --> 01:09:11,820 I will never forget this, Bartholomew. 777 01:09:16,202 --> 01:09:20,002 And now we kill him, senor, and we took his head to Hidalgo. 778 01:09:20,072 --> 01:09:22,063 But first we have to ask you a small favor. 779 01:09:22,141 --> 01:09:25,167 Yes. You know, a lot of times when we took a head to Hidalgo... 780 01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:27,610 appears to have a look of macabre terror. 781 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:32,640 We would look good with Hidalgo If you can smile when we kill you. 782 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:34,784 Go to the devil. 783 01:09:38,023 --> 01:09:41,652 No. Did you see how your face looked? Horrible when you said that? 784 01:09:44,396 --> 01:09:46,762 - Say ''dog". - Yes. Say ''dog". 785 01:09:46,832 --> 01:09:49,824 You know, no one can stop smile when saying the word "dog". 786 01:09:49,902 --> 01:09:51,301 Say ''dog''. 787 01:09:52,404 --> 01:09:54,668 Die, you Spanish bastards! 788 01:10:08,387 --> 01:10:10,480 Dog, you bastards. 789 01:10:22,001 --> 01:10:25,402 You know, what you did back there for me... 790 01:10:26,405 --> 01:10:27,838 It was very nice of you. 791 01:10:27,907 --> 01:10:30,432 - It's okay. It wasn't... - You don't understand. 792 01:10:30,843 --> 01:10:34,973 It's just that no one ever had done something like this for me before. 793 01:10:35,681 --> 01:10:36,875 And.... 794 01:10:41,921 --> 01:10:43,786 Thank you. That's all. 795 01:10:44,556 --> 01:10:46,080 Just thank you. 796 01:10:49,995 --> 01:10:52,190 Especially someone like you... 797 01:10:52,264 --> 01:10:55,097 who could have died very easily. 798 01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:28,462 I think he's sleeping. 799 01:11:28,934 --> 01:11:30,595 I think he's dead. 800 01:11:35,474 --> 01:11:37,374 Sorry if I scared you. 801 01:11:37,943 --> 01:11:40,036 I was just resting my eyes. 802 01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:41,846 We need help. 803 01:11:42,614 --> 01:11:47,176 I will help. I am a proud warrior. 804 01:11:49,254 --> 01:11:53,520 - Wait. Let me explain the situation. - There's no time for that. 805 01:11:53,592 --> 01:11:57,585 Look, our men are being held captive by 20 conquerors. 806 01:11:57,663 --> 01:12:00,757 Are there others in your tribe who can help us? 807 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,299 Maybe some younger than you? 808 01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,128 Yes. 809 01:12:09,908 --> 01:12:13,241 I'm going to cut this woman's hair! 810 01:12:13,846 --> 01:12:15,643 Can anyone guess why? 811 01:12:15,714 --> 01:12:18,581 - To entertain us? - No. 812 01:12:18,984 --> 01:12:22,044 - Why did she ask you? - No. 813 01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:23,615 I know! 814 01:12:24,323 --> 01:12:28,316 Because her hair is prettier than yours and you're jealous. 815 01:12:28,827 --> 01:12:29,851 No. 816 01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:34,695 I'm going to cut her hair because he's not as pretty as mine. 817 01:12:35,701 --> 01:12:39,637 Because even if she doesn't admit it She's thinking: 818 01:12:39,705 --> 01:12:43,664 ''Why do I wear hair if he has hair like that." 819 01:12:44,009 --> 01:12:46,705 - Do you understand? - No. Seriously. 820 01:12:48,013 --> 01:12:49,537 I didn't understand. 821 01:12:50,049 --> 01:12:53,246 Who cares? I'll skin them alive anyway. 822 01:12:53,886 --> 01:12:56,013 - Get her ready. - Get her ready. 823 01:12:58,424 --> 01:13:02,520 Said the warriors who were going gather were younger than you? 824 01:13:02,594 --> 01:13:06,655 And they are. Puma Corredor is two years younger. 825 01:13:07,533 --> 01:13:10,024 Strong As A Mountain Is.... 826 01:13:10,302 --> 01:13:12,770 - Four. - Four years younger. 827 01:13:13,672 --> 01:13:17,301 We appreciate you showing up and everything but... 828 01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:22,110 We'll probably do this alone. 829 01:13:22,881 --> 01:13:24,906 At the time of battle... 830 01:13:25,451 --> 01:13:30,047 our spirits will rise and give us strength... 831 01:13:31,423 --> 01:13:32,685 to fight. 832 01:13:38,430 --> 01:13:40,728 This is how we have to travel. 833 01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:44,329 This way we save our forces for battle. 834 01:13:45,537 --> 01:13:48,335 - Stop. - What happened now? 835 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:51,499 Puma Runner has to go again behind the tree. 836 01:13:52,044 --> 01:13:53,375 Sorry. 837 01:13:56,348 --> 01:13:59,806 Okay, look. This is the last time. 838 01:14:00,552 --> 01:14:04,613 Whoever has to go, go now. I won't stop again. 839 01:14:15,501 --> 01:14:18,766 I don't know how these Indians are going to help us. 840 01:14:20,372 --> 01:14:24,900 Maybe we won't have to fight. Maybe I can fool Hidalgo. 841 01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:30,537 This is getting difficult. 842 01:14:31,183 --> 01:14:33,674 You can finish combing your hair her hair after she died. 843 01:14:33,752 --> 01:14:35,720 Stop immediately, senor. 844 01:14:36,855 --> 01:14:40,052 This has gone too far. Go free Shaquinna. 845 01:14:41,326 --> 01:14:43,351 What arrogance! 846 01:14:44,196 --> 01:14:48,428 They are surrounded by an army of Indian warriors, who at my command... 847 01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:53,334 will descend upon you with fury of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. 848 01:14:53,839 --> 01:14:56,171 Hell, we even have more than four. 849 01:14:56,642 --> 01:15:01,545 And they have names like Flying Eagle, Strong as a Mountain... 850 01:15:04,116 --> 01:15:05,674 and others...too. 851 01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:08,720 And where are these warriors? Show us! 852 01:15:08,987 --> 01:15:10,784 Let's show them to me too. 853 01:15:12,191 --> 01:15:14,182 I am one of those warriors. 854 01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:17,522 And I am one of those warriors. 855 01:15:18,197 --> 01:15:20,392 I am one of those warriors. 856 01:15:26,205 --> 01:15:28,002 What an army! 857 01:15:28,740 --> 01:15:30,207 Why should we fight? 858 01:15:30,275 --> 01:15:33,836 If we wait a few more hours perhaps they will die of old age. 859 01:16:28,066 --> 01:16:30,864 And you thought I couldn't escape you? 860 01:16:32,738 --> 01:16:33,727 You.... 861 01:16:34,473 --> 01:16:38,409 Here's an idea. You're going to run into the forest... 862 01:16:38,543 --> 01:16:42,274 and I'll try to count to three before I make you another hole 863 01:16:42,381 --> 01:16:45,214 in that hairy French ass of yours! 864 01:16:48,553 --> 01:16:51,647 ''French hairy ass.''You were almost fooling me. 865 01:16:51,723 --> 01:16:55,124 ''And I'm going to make another hole in yours French hairy ass.'' Man, you... 866 01:17:14,012 --> 01:17:17,778 Senor! Look what I have. 867 01:17:18,583 --> 01:17:20,312 Your wife! 868 01:17:23,021 --> 01:17:25,148 - I'll handle it. - No. 869 01:17:25,791 --> 01:17:27,918 You've done enough, Bartholomew! 870 01:17:27,993 --> 01:17:29,620 - Leslie! - Let's go! 871 01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:33,694 It's time for me to fight my own battles. 872 01:17:38,503 --> 01:17:40,095 Hidalgo is mine. 873 01:18:03,795 --> 01:18:07,822 Sir, you are a coward. He imprisoned a woman and fled. 874 01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:11,965 And now I'm going to teach you a lesson. 875 01:18:25,217 --> 01:18:27,811 Either you're brave or you're stupid. 876 01:18:28,820 --> 01:18:32,119 Maybe there is no big difference between the two things. 877 01:18:44,269 --> 01:18:45,759 You are a smart man. 878 01:18:45,837 --> 01:18:49,500 After killing you I will have to see what your brain to see if it is different 879 01:18:49,574 --> 01:18:52,634 of other brains you've seen. 880 01:19:02,254 --> 01:19:03,949 My God! 881 01:19:07,793 --> 01:19:09,385 Hello, baldy! 882 01:19:10,305 --> 01:19:12,745 Bald, bald, bald, bald! 883 01:19:14,132 --> 01:19:15,531 You shut up! 884 01:19:33,718 --> 01:19:36,812 Now you see what I really am, senor. 885 01:19:37,823 --> 01:19:40,485 I'm just a bald, fat man... 886 01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:43,554 who begs for your mercy. 887 01:19:45,564 --> 01:19:48,533 Edwards, we just saw Lewis and Clark. 888 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:51,194 They're a mile away and head towards the ocean. 889 01:19:51,269 --> 01:19:55,706 My God! Let's go! We can still beat them! 890 01:19:58,143 --> 01:19:59,508 Hey, senor! 891 01:19:59,644 --> 01:20:03,876 This story with my wig It's just between you and me, okay? 892 01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:27,436 Oh my God! 893 01:20:39,184 --> 01:20:40,515 We did it. 894 01:20:43,955 --> 01:20:45,684 We still haven't made it. 895 01:20:45,957 --> 01:20:48,755 They'll reach the ocean before us. 896 01:20:48,827 --> 01:20:52,456 The only way to defeat them it was down this rocky slope. 897 01:20:52,864 --> 01:20:55,458 Well, then as leader of this expedition... 898 01:20:57,035 --> 01:20:59,560 I must be the one going down there. 899 01:20:59,638 --> 01:21:00,627 Leslie. 900 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:06,301 You're not going down there. You would die. I'm the one going. 901 01:21:06,611 --> 01:21:07,873 Nonsense. 902 01:21:08,780 --> 01:21:11,305 For this is for your own good. 903 01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:17,448 How was this for my own good? 904 01:21:17,989 --> 01:21:21,447 Sorry. The punch was supposed to knock you out. 905 01:21:22,227 --> 01:21:25,856 Let's see. This one should do it. 906 01:21:29,834 --> 01:21:34,237 But what the hell are you doing? Go! He has to go. 907 01:21:38,310 --> 01:21:39,299 Pratt. 908 01:21:39,778 --> 01:21:41,746 Give me the flag. 909 01:22:03,935 --> 01:22:05,266 Good luck. 910 01:22:33,131 --> 01:22:34,359 Oh, God! 911 01:22:47,445 --> 01:22:49,436 Oh no. 912 01:23:01,026 --> 01:23:03,517 Oh, God! No! 913 01:23:08,199 --> 01:23:09,188 Oh, God! 914 01:23:19,144 --> 01:23:21,544 Oh, God! No! 915 01:23:21,946 --> 01:23:25,143 Please, bird, don't hurt me. 916 01:23:25,216 --> 01:23:28,652 Put me down now you damn dirty bird! 917 01:23:46,071 --> 01:23:47,436 Oh my God! 918 01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:24,538 Hunt! You did it! 919 01:24:25,210 --> 01:24:27,303 We all did it! 920 01:24:31,783 --> 01:24:34,115 Wait. How did they get down here? 921 01:24:35,019 --> 01:24:37,749 We found an Indian trail. 922 01:24:37,956 --> 01:24:39,423 It was very good. 923 01:24:39,491 --> 01:24:41,982 Yes, they even made some small stairs. 924 01:24:44,062 --> 01:24:48,192 It's a shame we didn't have another minute or two to look better up there. 925 01:24:48,399 --> 01:24:49,866 Leslie, look! 926 01:24:53,538 --> 01:24:55,130 They arrived too late! 927 01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:57,564 We defeat them! 928 01:24:57,642 --> 01:25:00,805 Yes! Go home, losers! 929 01:25:11,389 --> 01:25:15,485 Men, we were the first to conquer this great continent. 930 01:25:23,768 --> 01:25:25,759 - It's time to go home. - Yes. 931 01:25:26,204 --> 01:25:28,229 But why does this have to end here? 932 01:25:28,306 --> 01:25:31,469 - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about exploring! 933 01:25:31,543 --> 01:25:33,033 Look, men. 934 01:25:33,111 --> 01:25:36,478 We defeated this continent. Why don't we try another one? 935 01:25:36,748 --> 01:25:41,685 We can go north to the Strait of Bering, an icy bridge to Asia. 936 01:25:42,086 --> 01:25:43,849 We can walk there. 937 01:25:44,422 --> 01:25:46,447 Walk to Asia. 938 01:25:47,692 --> 01:25:49,023 I like that. 939 01:25:49,594 --> 01:25:51,357 And why stop here? 940 01:25:51,629 --> 01:25:53,620 We could continue to Europe. 941 01:25:54,365 --> 01:25:58,199 Edwards and Hunt, the first Americans walking to Europe. 942 01:26:00,672 --> 01:26:02,765 The food alone is worth the trip. 943 01:26:02,841 --> 01:26:03,865 The food, sir. 944 01:26:03,942 --> 01:26:07,844 This time, next Christmas, we will be sending champagne to Paris!